June 07 2011
Cliché Clues
You’ve seen them before. Far too many times to count. Yet here they come again, the Cliché Clues of Cryptopia. The same old formulae, with the same hoary wordplay, leading to the same damn solutions. Hohum, and pass the ammunition.
Or the trophies, as this Storm could be your chance to be crowned King (or Queen) Cliché, by supplying the tritest of the tried recipes. Yes, that’s the challenge. Instead of original gold, this Storm will be awarding pre-loved lead, the most familiar of the recurrent clues you’ve met as a solver.
Submit your nominations by way of the six common recipes (anagram, charade, container, homophone, reversal, double-meaning), plus a wildcard category, where the cliché may take a different tack, re-tramping such paths as deletion, pun or perhaps hybrid.
Here’s a taste:
ANA – NOSTALGIA: Lost again, perhaps, longing for the past?
ANA – TULIP: Bulb lit up poorly
DM – PELT – Hide in shower
CHA – ANTWERP – An idiot in Belgium
REV – SMART – Nifty streetcars reversing
You get the drift. You should, as this Terra familiaris for any seasoned solver. See who can retrieve the most clichéd clue for each of the six recipes, with the seventh category yours to nominate. The tritest Stormer overall will win their own game of Which, once more offered by the munificent Mauve.
So scratch the grey cells, trawl the archives, tune the feelers, and drain the nadir of clueing cliché. This should be fun, in a groundhog sorta way.
Comments
Mr X — 07 June at 04:15PM
The Classic double definition:
Quit and don't quit = RESIGN
Boniface — 07 June at 04:39PM
CHA - GREENLAND - Limelight revealing European island
WILDCARD (DEL) - PENANCE - English resort loses last letter, makes amends
Boniface — 07 June at 04:51PM
ANA - ORCHESTRA - Carthorse trips over strings and other instruments
Boniface — 07 June at 04:54PM
Reposting:
CHA - GREENLAND - Limelight displays European island
WILDCARD (DEL) - PENANCE - English resort loses last letter, makes amends
Boniface — 07 June at 05:02PM
ANA - REDUCTION - Introduce new cooking method
@DA - Are you on commission to Boris Johnson?
One Wheel — 07 June at 05:12PM
DM - LOWER - Sadden cow
ANA - CARTHORSE - Orchestra played in tower
DA — 07 June at 05:13PM
@Bon - Boris Johnson? Is that because my hair is a mayor's nest also?
DA — 07 June at 05:21PM
From last week's Shed:
CHA: AROSE - A flower came up
JD — 07 June at 05:30PM
CHA- OPAL - No friend for a gemstone.
JD — 07 June at 06:14PM
DM -POLISH - Buff European
And it's cousin:
DM -FRENCH POLISH - Two nationalities treat furniture.
Barry Owen — 07 June at 07:57PM
ANA - ESOTERIC - Mysterious coteries formed (8)
or - Like coteries possibly? (8)
anax — 07 June at 08:15PM
Trunk and twisted roots (5) TORSO
But hey, don’t knock the chestnuts! OK, I tend to avoid them, solely because those who follow my puzzles expect a particular level of style and difficulty – if I used the occasional old groaner I’m sure there would be protests. The important thing to remember, though, is the superb effect of the various cryptic blogs. These have only been in place for the last 5 or 6 years and they’ve done a marvellous job of a) bringing new solvers into cryptics and b) forming contact between solvers and setters.
New solvers need encouragement and clues they can readily understand… and ENJOY. The chestnut clues (in most cases anyway) have gained that status simply because they’re very, very good. For many new solvers these oldies will actually be new, and the best jokes are worth re-telling.
Mr X — 07 June at 08:22PM
The classic reversal:
Crazy knock-out flips = NUTS
Just edges out the old faithful Dog/God
Mr X — 07 June at 08:25PM
The classic anagram:
Earthquake centre = HEART
DC — 07 June at 11:18PM
The one that seems to come up most often, in my limited exposure, is along the lines of
Summer serpent = ADDER
Mauve — 08 June at 12:28AM
For some reason the earliest clue I can remember solving was Father's knife opens door = PASSWORD
RM — 08 June at 06:57AM
Either I don't do enough crosswords, or my memory is too poor, but I can't think of any clues I've seen more than once. The ones I remember are so outstanding that no one would ever dare use them again, like GGSE (9, 4).
JD — 08 June at 08:49AM
Ana:Increase general confusion (7)
Boniface — 08 June at 09:07AM
I've seen this one a few times, in various guises:
CHA: WEEK NIGHT: Little piece on Wednesday evening, say
HOM: WEEK NIGHT: Battle-weary warrior heard it's time to stay in.
Nib — 08 June at 09:34AM
(REV) WARD: A minor drawback.
Boniface — 08 June at 10:28AM
WILDCARD (PUN) - NEWS: Recent developments from the four corners of the globe
@DA - Not 100% sure of the category here, is it more of a charade? Re Boris, maybe you were making a list a la Puzzled. He's Mayor of London alright, but perhaps he should be Mayor of Hackney?
Boniface — 08 June at 10:33AM
ANA (and &lit) - ENRAGED - Angered, cut up!
RV — 08 June at 11:51AM
I don't know what category this is.
ETHER: Either one missing is a number
Similarly;
FLOWER: Loud cow found in the garden?
AK — 08 June at 12:10PM
I think I've seen something like this in three crosswords in just the last year.
DM - LITTLE BY LITTLE - Stuart's autobiography incrementally?
LR — 08 June at 12:38PM
It always bugged me whenever something similar to this cropped up.
REV - EROS: Hurt overturned by Love God (4)
DA — 08 June at 01:13PM
Ah yes, LR, ye olde sore Eros.
@Anax, I take your point about the enduring quality of chestnuts, by and large. Sore Eros is a neat gag, and one that will recur for the same reason, though the mark of a fine setter is the knack to reinvent, what I call the Nadir Test: coding up with a fresh clue for a hoary word that avoids the obvious 'drain' on the cliche.
As Paul Kelly sings, all lovers were strangers once. A newish solver, like RM, as he confesses, will be meeting the chestnuts for the first time, before a solver's frisson turns to ennui. (Proven nuisance, anyone?)
Boniface — 08 June at 02:45PM
Oi! Unnecessary - somewhat taken aback.
DA — 08 June at 02:51PM
CHA - GOA: Travel to a state in India
CON - DINGHY: Husband in filthy little boat
Boniface — 08 June at 03:54PM
REV - SUB: One kind of transport backs into another
Boniface — 08 June at 03:57PM
Oh, and let's not forget this classic:
DM - LEAD: Metalhead
DA — 08 June at 04:27PM
WILD CARD [PUN] - A FAREWELL TO ARMS: Ernest Hemingway's Venus de Milo?
CON - PROVERB - Saw dog in lead
JPR — 08 June at 06:42PM
what about the opposite of cliches in a way -- not so much too familiar as entirely unfamiliar ie clunky non-phrases that one desperately uses as a compiler, to fill a final awkward word-space! mine as half of 'Oskar' was 'hot oven'
Oskar invented a three-dimensional crossword for Easter, you folded it up into a cube and the words wrapped around
One Wheel — 08 June at 08:22PM
Dare I mention the old but faithfully bad.
ANA - SCRAMBLED EGGS - GSGE
— 08 June at 09:06PM
Apologies, I didn't even do a good job at the joke:
- A ragman letter-sorter
- Gesture toast before parade's end
- Come on now, there are initials needing ends removed
- Word sounding like another drone buzz.
- Retraction, formulas reverted
- Averaging twice the equivoque
Nib — 08 June at 09:06PM
Oh good, nobody will know that was me.
anax — 08 June at 10:56PM
Boniface's NEWS clue reminds me of this chestnut for the same answer:
All points bulletin (4)
Mr X — 08 June at 11:20PM
One of the standard charades:
One man is a spy = AGENT
For some reason double definitions seem to provide a lot of the old favourites:
Shakespearean village = HAMLET
Poet in flames = BURNS
Violet river = FLOWER
Mr X — 08 June at 11:23PM
For some reaon homophones don't seem to be as commonly used and reused. Maybe:
Vegetable making up a diamond, it's said = CARROT
Nib — 08 June at 11:39PM
(REV) See spinning tops.
dg — 09 June at 12:03AM
Mr X's 'HEART' looks familiar:
Ana-grams
dg — 17 November at 02:50PM
unstitch looney = nuts
fast tsarevitch = starve
screen Bewitched = web
earthquake epicentre = heart
JD — 09 June at 07:27AM
Hom:Heard that perfume was despatched = sent.
JD — 09 June at 07:58AM
Rev: Made return to a Dutch town.
JD — 09 June at 11:21AM
Today's offering has two fine entries:
Arrived and left with the animal (5) - Camel
Split as a hundred depart (6) - Cleave
Boniface — 09 June at 02:38PM
Surprised this one hasn't come up yet:
CHA: NOVICE - Pupil with a clean slate?
Mr X — 09 June at 06:57PM
Thought of a more fundamental homophone:
Country that's cold, it's said = CHILE
Mr X — 09 June at 06:59PM
Can't think of a classic container, but here's a wildcard that should be familiar in one form or another:
When Xmas is yu__tide ? = NOEL
Anthony Douglas — 09 June at 10:12PM
Speaking of 'CHILE'...I nominate 23ac in today's Times. I never thought I'd see that one!
Mauve — 11 June at 09:11AM
2 unmentioned classics:
HIJKLMNO (5) = water
O (8,6) = circular letter
DC — 11 June at 12:05PM
For the helluvit, I put together a cliche grid, with all across clues being taken from this list:
Cliche Crossword
(Also LEGEND, which is not meant to be a comment on yesterday's crossword, but just because it's an old favourite.)
Boniface — 11 June at 12:26PM
And another:
(8)
CLUELESS
DA — 12 June at 08:02AM
That's a skilful piece of interlock, DC. Usually, when trying to enlace theme words into a grid, I find the average quota is 13, esp with a select group. This is above and beyond, and not hackneyed at all!
To add to the cliché list:
CH - STANDING ROOM - Space for replacement newlywed? (Or a minor variation of)