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August 25 2011

News Clues

images Today a new category. Let’s toy with some names fresh from the headlines, much as we did when I posted (and toasted) CADEL EVANS and his Tour win. Your challenge is to craft a sweet clue for any name offered – one or more. Whichever names lever the cryptic Muse.

Since this is not a podium contest, let’s use the forum as both workshop and peer panel, where promising clues can be refined, and the best duly afforded kudos. If you like the game, News Clues can be a regular feature, perhaps twice a month or so. Anyhow, our four worthies on this occasion:

1 Craig Thomson
2 Colonel Gaddafi
3 BlueScope Steel
4 Polly and Waz

See what you can conjure.

Comments

Boniface — 25 August at 09:57AM

Sorry Julia:

1. Crimson hag to snap over credit fiasco.

DC — 25 August at 10:05AM

Apparently the good Colonel is an anagram of Faecal Doodling, which needs little comment.

GADDAFI: Fly, demented idiot -- leader (not)!

Boniface — 25 August at 10:06AM

3. One firing thousands downrange at romantic novelist (4,5,5)

RM — 25 August at 10:10AM

Out go failed Lybian leader and co.

RM — 25 August at 10:11AM

That was #2, in case anyone was confused.

2. Out go failed Lybian leader and co.

DC — 25 August at 10:26AM

4. Heard MP was using DNA testing to win bid for first place

DA — 25 August at 10:28AM

2 So-called nut, grotesque leader - and one given flick

RM — 25 August at 10:38AM

Bah! Someone can't spell Libyan.

2. Out go failed Libyan leader and co.

RobT — 25 August at 11:29AM

1. Wayward groin acquires upset stomach pain

RobT — 25 August at 11:45AM

3. Mirrors Zoolander pose around Mallee Scrub, we hear.

RobT — 25 August at 11:52AM

I got in trouble elsewhere for this, but I need to slightly amend my clue to show a stronger definition:

3. Mirrors Zoolander pose around 'Mallee Scrubber', we hear.

RobT — 25 August at 12:09PM

2. The wicked despot Galinda: cold foe melted.

Em — 25 August at 12:59PM

3. Ratten's boys manage alloy? Or an alloy company?

Sam — 25 August at 01:14PM

2: Centre reportedly gives a fig about total of 42 years in power

Though technically should that be 'a fig gives'?

Em — 25 August at 01:21PM

1. Car might soon explode, prompting police investigation

Em — 25 August at 01:21PM

1. Car might soon implode, prompting police investigation

Em — 25 August at 01:22PM

Sorry all, not sure what happened there. First post for (1) is the keeper.

RobT — 25 August at 01:38PM

I meant despot as in take spots off. Am I allowed a hyphen?

DA — 25 August at 01:46PM

Sneaky trick, RobT, the old 'de-spot'...I'd say a perhaps, or a question mark at least, should alert the solver to the ruse.

And Em - beware clueing steel as steel in your wordplay 'element'. Better off with:

'Ratten's boys manage Nick, say...' or something separate from the actual meaning in the solution. This trap is charmingly known as Hookworm Syndrome, as fleshed out in Puzzled.

RobT — 25 August at 04:03PM

Blockhead Apollo missends final 2 letters surrounding agitated Wanda.

RobT — 25 August at 04:07PM

Better: Blockhead Apollo missends final 2 letters about agitated Wanda.

RobT — 25 August at 04:07PM

Better: Blockhead Apollo missends final 2 letters about agitated Wanda.

Mr X — 25 August at 04:26PM

1. Alleged brothel client makes chatroom sing out.

Boniface — 25 August at 04:39PM

4. Block victors from crushing lazy old pawn (5,3,3)

SK — 25 August at 04:40PM

Memories of Berlin-

4. They bagged block in zany "Wall" podcast

Boniface — 25 August at 04:55PM

3. Dictator: 'The Spanish Fly' initially denying any further involvement (7,7)

Mr X — 25 August at 04:56PM

Depending on where the clue appears:
2.
(in the Friday SMH)
If a dwarf holds me & Dale over left 180, is he trapped in Tripoli ?
(otherwise)
If a dwarf holds puzzled author & Dale over left 180, is he trapped in Tripoli ?

Boniface — 25 August at 04:56PM

Nice one there SK

RobT — 25 August at 04:59PM

2. Fugitive: Costa Rican tender wetback with freak back condition.

SK — 25 August at 05:00PM

3. They sacked officers over argument about telescopes (9,5)

SK — 25 August at 05:02PM

Or-

3. They sacked officers in Navy for misuse of telescopes (9,5)

DA — 25 August at 05:12PM

I'm loving Mr X's Thomson at the very least. A super-sly anagram.

And RobT, that's amazing. Oor main Craig combines GROIN and STOMACH. Brilliant find.

Subtle def in your BlueScope too, SK.

DA — 25 August at 05:13PM

PS Rob - mind if I run with that groin/stomach wonder as a Wordwit on Monday, Sept 19? Giving you due fanfare and credit, natch.

Criseyde — 25 August at 05:15PM

4: Sounds like Craig Thomson, possibly with matey 'Rabbit' Home, scored a winner on the block.

SK — 25 August at 05:15PM

1. For an MP to cheat it's considered a shortcoming (5,7)

Criseyde — 25 August at 05:16PM

LikeD the fall of the Berlin wall, SK.

RobT — 25 August at 05:18PM

Coarse DA!

Mr X — 25 August at 05:33PM

3. NSW deals with duck, it's reported they'll axe 1000.

Em — 25 August at 05:43PM

Thanks DA - appreciate the feedback. Back to the drawing board. And back to Puzzled!

Criseyde — 25 August at 05:47PM

3: X-rated vision? Rip-off sounds? Like metalhead company?

Em — 25 August at 07:17PM

3. Ratten's boys manage Sidebottom? Quite a time for executive bonuses!

DA — 25 August at 07:37PM

Tidy stuff, Em. And in case you haven't twigged to my football vein of puzzles, then try the link below. (And make sure you cover the answers when scrolling the backlist!)

http://footyalmanac.com.au/?cat=1074

RobT — 25 August at 07:52PM

3. NSWRL bug Moray faction.

RobT — 25 August at 08:09PM

Better:

3. NSWRL bug Parramatta Roadkill?

RobT — 25 August at 08:17PM

Maybe "Roadkill merchants" would be better...

SK — 25 August at 08:37PM

Nice concept Rob T. Can I suggest a variation on your theme?

NSWRL curse Parramatta player for producing a lack of mettle at home, we hear

RobT — 25 August at 08:58PM

sK i like it. I have a habit of finishing too early....

RobT — 25 August at 09:16PM

Wicked Sepo elects rough trade supplier.

SK — 25 August at 09:36PM

2. Troubled lad of genocidal tendencies?! (7,7)

Peta — 25 August at 09:45PM

3. Manage depression first to prepare onself for cutting company

SK — 25 August at 10:03PM

2. Forced to step down after 42 years: broken leg plus a back condition (7,7)

SK — 25 August at 10:08PM

Hey I'm not sure if this is an improvement on an earlier idea, or whether simpler is better-

4. Millions saw them carry off block in zany "Wall" podcast (5,3,3)

And I love Bon's opening shot at our fearless leader

Mr X — 25 August at 10:15PM

4. Optimist without an aged bottom was, reportedly, won by default on telly.

SK — 25 August at 10:45PM

As DA is now a veteran celeb of the Archibalds, here's a tribute to an earlier scandal-

1. The face of Dobell's controversial work claims- "Archi-morons got agitated, or quit" (5,7)

Peta — 25 August at 10:54PM

1 Dobell's rep is rapt, smooching all over the place

SK — 25 August at 11:03PM

A variation on an earlier idea, with a different sort of "colon"-

2. After 42 years he has split intestine, broken leg, plus a back condition (7,7)

SK — 25 August at 11:07PM

@Peta, I think you have a surplus "p" in your fodder. The dishonorable Member for Dobell is peeless.

Mauve — 25 August at 11:10PM

3. Carlton police nearly favour Liberal company

Peta — 25 August at 11:17PM

Thanks SK - Smooching art dumbfounded Dobell's rep

SK — 26 August at 02:42AM

Combining two earlier ideas into one, keeping the Archibald theme for misdirection-

1. A shortcoming exposed in Dobell's representation? (5,7)

KM — 26 August at 11:42AM

This is the first clue I've ever posted. Does it work?

1. Right on! Height of chaos goes haywire about politician brothel creeper

SK — 26 August at 12:23PM

Hi KM, and welcome to the addiction!

I'm not quite getting your wordplay...guessing it's an anagram with the fodder sitting in "right on height of chaos". The closest I can get is the letters of "right on" + "chaos - h" ( = "height off"?) surrounding MP ("about politician"). Is this what you are aiming at? (I'm guessing the "politician" signals MP, as I can't see any other way to get an "M" from the wordplay....but remember that he is a Thomson not a Thompson...)

Am I on the right track, or missing it completely?

KM — 26 August at 12:33PM

SK, you're on the right track and I'm not. I had him as a Thompson.

The word play was "right on" + "chaos - h" (= "height of chaos goes") surrounding MP ("about politician"). And of course "haywire" is the anagram indicator.

Oh well... back to the clueing board.

KM — 26 August at 12:40PM

How about:

1. Right on! Height of chaos goes haywire about male john sitter

DA — 26 August at 12:41PM

Thomson [Thompson? Thomsen?] is one of those names. But now that I know he's groin/stomach, the two paths to a bloke's heart, I'll never bungle his spelling again.

And welcome, KM

KM — 26 August at 12:50PM

Or:

1. Scathing room punished dishonest pollie

Or:

1. Minor gotchas destroyed naughty member

KM — 26 August at 12:51PM

Thanks, DA. Great to be onboard.

One Wheel — 26 August at 12:57PM

3. Close-up beetles bug metal plant (9,5)

DA — 26 August at 01:00PM

Minor gotchas is massive. Brilliant clue, on the money as a story, and the definition is a louche kicker.

SK — 26 August at 01:32PM

Ditto...love the minor gotchas. Nice clue KM!

The naughty MP is a goldmine of anagram fodder...

RobT — 26 August at 01:49PM

Naughty pollie identifies a shortcoming.

RobT — 26 August at 01:51PM

I am a Thomson so i never got it wrong. Can't wait for the release of Tintin in December!

DA — 26 August at 01:56PM

@RobT - another astounding anagram - A SHORTCOMING. Though your anagind needs adjusting. Not sure about 'identified' as a cue to mix. What about:

A shortcoming plagued naughty pollie

(Or turn 'naughty pollie' into a pleasing 11-letter def that could act as a false anagram, the signpost planted in the clue's centre.)

RobT — 26 August at 02:12PM

Tricky...ok.

How's about:

Nary wary nor chary: to vary moots chagrin.

RobT — 26 August at 02:12PM

Tricky...ok.

How's about:

Nary wary nor chary: vary moots chagrin.

RobT — 26 August at 02:15PM

A shortcoming plagued a politely hung fool?

Boniface — 26 August at 02:25PM

3. Libyan dictator: Aided flag demise

SK — 26 August at 02:38PM

Tweaking an earlier clue-

3. After four decades of tyranny he has split intestine, broken leg, plus a back condition (7,7)

KM — 26 August at 02:52PM

3. Acid on gold leaf drugged loony despot

Criseyde — 26 August at 03:00PM

Good one, Boniface for coming up with an anagram of the Block couple.

RobT — 26 August at 03:01PM

A shortcoming plagued credited card.

RobT — 26 August at 03:02PM

Can't count:

A shortcoming plagued 'Yes' Minister.

KM — 26 August at 03:08PM

3. Dictator’s rank adventure gets our host cluer over endless fit

Criseyde — 26 August at 03:18PM

So many good clues, hard to keep up. Liked your "credited card", RobT.

RobT — 26 August at 03:31PM

Old gaol fancied tossing Green Book author

Boniface — 26 August at 03:34PM

Cheers Criseyde et al.

Some funny clues in this lot.

I loved seeing that you could clue Colonel as :el

Criseyde — 26 August at 03:55PM

Yeah, liked your El G, too, Boniface. Wasn't lost on me.

RobT — 26 August at 04:09PM

One for you too guys (I hope you don't mind):

"China"s get a room, each removing and fumbling for a credit card mislayer.

Howardleston — 14 May at 10:08PM

hi there macauley this is the web address info ,ring them for advice ,say Howard leston put you on

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