November 02 2010
Tis the Cup, So Giddy Up
Can you hear the Flemington fanfare, Fernando? The drum of hooves? The allegro racing of the heart? The falsetto sigh of drunken marqueens?
That’s right, punters: the season is here for the handling of horse flesh. A clue contest in fact, turning the eight previous winners below into an elegant piece of wordplay – plus the winner of this year’s race, to make a total of nine possible prizes.
Pick a horse, any horse, and convert the creature into a clue (with no definition required). Or pick the field and see how well you can handle the conditions. As chief tout, I’ll be on the lookout for fresh approaches, concision, elegant surface sense – and good pedigree of course.
So, your choice of champs:
Makybe Diva
Media Puzzle
Rogan Josh
Jezabeel
Doriemus
Vintage Crop
Tawrrific
At Talaq
Plus this week’s winner: AMERICAIN
To post an idea, just identify the horse by its initials, followed by the wordplay, like so:
MD: Possibly gained $1000 from opera star
VC: Graffiti signature in foreign province
The crowd is hushed. The barrier gates locked. The starter mounts his gantry. His finger settles on the button – and they’rrrrre off. (All bets invalid after Thursday sundown.)
Comments
Mr X — 02 November at 09:38AM
First into the barrier is:
MP: Eg, the Sydney Morning Herald crossword
Mr X — 02 November at 10:08AM
RJ: Groan - lame joke.
DK — 02 November at 10:19AM
VC: An exceptionally good old stick.
Mr X — 02 November at 10:23AM
J: Poke about American speakeasy and Cockney lowlife
SK — 02 November at 10:28AM
AT- A non-drinker, like a Qantas pilot?
DA — 02 November at 10:34AM
Smart jump, jockeys. There's something wonderful about all five pacesetters. Speakeasy and Qantas pilot are ground-breakers and we've only just leapt.
SK — 02 November at 10:34AM
D- Presume I rode backwards in...
SJK — 02 November at 10:41AM
AT - Battalion's centre followed by a queen's head.
Mr X — 02 November at 10:54AM
AT: Came to a shortfall in speech
SK — 02 November at 10:58AM
MD- Bake mad ivy poison
D- Big Bird has a day outside
PRS — 02 November at 10:59AM
VC: Overt pacing
Mr X — 02 November at 11:04AM
MD: Makeover your blackheads by swapping 1 down and 5 across.
PRS — 02 November at 11:06AM
D: Takes our dimes, perhaps?
PRS — 02 November at 11:12AM
T: I got in westbound traffic snarl
PRS — 02 November at 11:15AM
RJ: No rash jog for this runner
PRS — 02 November at 11:17AM
MP: This horse has a pied muzzle
SK — 02 November at 11:22AM
RJ- Rough head on topless bogan kid
PRS — 02 November at 11:23AM
MD: Mash baked yam four times
SK — 02 November at 11:31AM
VC- IN TAG?
PRS — 02 November at 11:33AM
T: Oddly watched that wary, iffy flinch
PRS — 02 November at 11:47AM
J: Painted a bezel jade, without a red back
SK — 02 November at 11:53AM
MP- I made changes to confuse...
SK — 02 November at 11:55AM
T- Conditions reflected in chaotic wet race ease out
philth — 02 November at 11:57AM
i don't know about you folks but this year i've got my money on
XXXXX: (Winner of 2010 Melbourne Cup by) surprise margin!
SK — 02 November at 12:13PM
J- AFL legend sounds like he could be Spanish?
ps I hope Maluckyday gets up...partly because it was good to me on Saturday, and partly because the name is a corker for wordplay, eg-
Good fortune in the midst of distress
DA — 02 November at 12:24PM
Sweet observation, SK. And the gelding just has to be a mudrunner with A Mucky Lady in her 'connections'.
Clue-wise, I'm barracking for Holberg and Descarado, as these offer setters some fresh letter patterns. Or so I think.
Mr X — 02 November at 12:48PM
T: Jerk covers a western tune
Mr X — 02 November at 12:53PM
VC: Stem, enclose, cut, cut
SK — 02 November at 12:55PM
MD- Play back segments of a video (nothing left out) by kamikaze flyer
Mr X — 02 November at 12:59PM
D: Tudor, ie museum piece
SK — 02 November at 03:19PM
Dammit. Had Maluckyday, but-
...when the rain came I changed
Mr X — 02 November at 03:22PM
A: IRA cinema outrage
dg — 02 November at 03:35PM
DA,
You could probably put an umbrella up for my 'parade rain' but "Tawrrific" has two R's
DA — 02 November at 03:36PM
A: Peels off same new pricy paint
DA — 02 November at 03:37PM
dg - noted, and thanks. The hawrriffic glitch has been amended in the master list.
SK — 02 November at 03:46PM
Ahh...and only one F... That changes everything.
T- Brutal raw friction, no less
A- Main race I nailed (not)
DA — 02 November at 03:57PM
Sheesh - I still misspelt it. I hate this horse. NOW it's been nobbled to please the stewards.
Mr X — 02 November at 04:15PM
Revised T:
Took Australia's (world's?) richest race. In fact, it crushed every starter.
JD — 02 November at 06:26PM
MD: Perhaps about end of trek, keen to go back.
GymBunnies — 02 November at 06:51PM
RJ: Back nag or horseplay
DA — 02 November at 07:09PM
JD, and gym bunnies - welcome back after a brief spell, and welcome, fullstop. Two thoroughbred clues as well.
RJ: Horse stabbed by deodorised Greek kid
PRS — 02 November at 07:45PM
A: Without defnding France I am one hack
PRS — 02 November at 07:45PM
Take 2
A: Without defending France I am one hack
PRS — 02 November at 08:06PM
and for the revised spelling
T: In a fashion I craft wire endlessly
JD — 02 November at 08:22PM
VC: Pacer voting informally
RJ: Paterson has an improved beginning, in the first part of Jewish New Year.
I must have had a busy week at work last week, and the limericks were just hard.
JD — 02 November at 08:43PM
D: First three notes sung badly before us.
JD — 02 November at 09:04PM
MP: Spooner provides a web info site restraint.
GymBunnies — 02 November at 09:44PM
D: Save us from sins, Reverend Spooner
(though I've had to take a punt on pronunciation)
Incidentally, speaking of sins, the legendary Red Rum is of course a reversal...
JD — 02 November at 10:16PM
A: Idle in a principal route.
JD — 02 November at 10:23PM
A: Jong in Idi!
— 03 November at 07:30AM
A:In Parramatta,"L'aqua" Day Spa will indulge you.
(Edit last entry to - Idi embraces Jong)
JD — 03 November at 08:41AM
J: Biblical floozy takes drug
PRS — 03 November at 09:18AM
AT: Starts a true thoroughbred and loses a quid
PRS — 03 November at 09:38AM
and my earlier VC was just plain wrong - try
VC: Lousy overt pacing was not his forte
JT — 03 November at 12:02PM
RJ: First to jump in race of giants leads by almost a nose, finishing fourth
dg — 03 November at 01:10PM
AMERICAIN: Big Brother is cool?
dg — 03 November at 01:39PM
AMERICAIN: LAIN?
dg — 03 November at 01:46PM
VC: Horse-racing vet surgery
dg — 03 November at 01:53PM
A: Put us down in French?
dg — 03 November at 01:56PM
A: PUT US DOWN IN FRENCH
SK — 03 November at 02:18PM
J- Leaders in jackets- Ermenegildo Zegna and Boss evoke envious looks
LR — 03 November at 02:47PM
I'm rather late to the party, but please accept this humble offering.
A: I'm in a race, perhaps*?
*Sadly I couldn't come up with a worthy anagram signpost. Suggestions?
dg — 03 November at 03:02PM
I'm in a race riot
dg — 03 November at 03:23PM
T: Box trifecta write-off?
dg — 03 November at 03:35PM
MD: Chicken Kiev almost made by a legend?
dg — 03 November at 03:36PM
MD: Chicken Kiev almost made by a modern superstar?
Mauve — 03 November at 03:39PM
MP: Doctor made up lie about snoozing
J: In France I return to Sophie Luhrman
D: Do Re Mi disturbed Uncle Sam
VC: Prime cut
AT: Varney leaves regatta with the French queen
MD: Cook takes back hungry boy, keen to return
A: A dinner course that includes rice pudding
DA — 03 November at 03:45PM
dg, your Tawrrific clue is one step from sublime, I reckon. Just seeing the potential of TRIFECTA in the letters, and dreaming up a compound anagram is scary-smart. (Add the brilliance of BOX as signpost - ouch...)
But as it stands, I can't quite make it work. What about this direction:
Box trifecta - writer's losing 'street'
Can you trace your current draft to completion, or is it a tad awary? It's a fine brain-stirrer, the kind of thing a setter ponders to open up a fresh idea.
DA — 03 November at 03:49PM
PS, LR, a nice anagram. Why not try:
In a race I'm champ!
Mauve — 03 November at 04:02PM
Last two...
RJ: Artless arrogant Bjelke-Petersen has first sign of senility
T: Remove your heading from Warcry if it is rewritten
SK — 03 November at 04:09PM
dg I'm also a big fan of that clue....so DA I'm guessing the stumbling block is no gap between the "wri" and the "te" to be removed?
An alternative (but doesn't flow anywhere near as well as dg's original)-
Box trifecta written, nett loss
SK — 03 November at 04:11PM
Sorry that doesnt work. Brain not in gear.
SK — 03 November at 04:27PM
One more try-
Box trifecta- wire yet lose
SK — 03 November at 04:30PM
Sorry, and no I haven't been drinking...
Box trifecta- wiry yet lose
Box trifecta- wireless set, else lose
Getting too convoluted now. Takes away from dg's original genius idea. back to the pub...
Mr X — 03 November at 05:08PM
How about:
Box trifecta - write note
Mr X — 03 November at 05:12PM
Nope, that doesn't work either.
philth — 03 November at 06:13PM
A: In behind whipped mare trailing exotica
ps: i was so far off with my Shocking prediction for yesterday
philth — 03 November at 06:13PM
A: In behind whipped mare trailing exotica
ps: i was so far off with my Shocking prediction for yesterday
dg — 03 November at 08:30PM
My tip:
T: Box trifecta (include 2 & 13, forget 10 on the tote)
dg — 03 November at 09:40PM
OR
Box trifecta, write off the last quinella
PRS — 04 November at 12:33AM
A: Galloper wins a most entertaining race, it cruises ahead in November
dg — 04 November at 01:01AM
D: Stick up for the first Australians?
J: A sheila an' 'er bloke took the ute up
dg — 04 November at 01:01AM
J: A sheila an' 'er bloke took a ute up
dg — 04 November at 01:33AM
AT: The odds of Astute and Afloat are the top quote
dg — 04 November at 01:46AM
RJ: A jumper in the States is seven hands high?
dg — 04 November at 02:11AM
MP: Shut up store; gave back everyone's capital
dg — 04 November at 02:13AM
MP: Shut up store; gave everyone's capital back
SK — 04 November at 07:25AM
A (whole clue)- Premier horse race, I am in sweep
SK — 04 November at 07:37AM
Sorry, that should have been-
Premier horse race, I'm in a sweep
JD — 04 November at 11:05AM
T: Listened to ripped guitar solo,in charge.
dg — 04 November at 01:19PM
Piece of amusing trivia:
the last 3 races lost by So You Think were won by
Americain
All American
Starspangledbanner
(only other loss was to More Than Great)
Mauve — 04 November at 04:32PM
That's a fascinating fact, dg
So, apart from a few canny anagrammers, every So You Think punter has been snagged on that "tiny U.S. hook"
JD — 04 November at 06:57PM
Thank goodness for daylight savings.
T: Fire, water and ice, swirling, lack energy.