Evil Twinnage
29 September, 2011
With Dane Swan picking up the Brownlow this week, and Wayne Swan scoring his own bling for being the World’s Best Holder of the Public Purse, a funny rumour started brewing. Could these men be twins, the mild and wild extremes of the one family tree?
Now let’s forget the age gap, but keep with the gag – and the rhyming idea. What other opposite siblings don’t we know about? Here’s a list:
Ted Nile – runs a prawn & porn pub in Darwin, married to Vince
Bevan Rudd – charismatic soul singer based in Greenwich Village
Dharma Bin Laden – Malibu ladette so totally into Gucci and Manolos
Ron Cleese – stress management therapist
Penny Craig – Rubenesque Mum of four happy in herself
Just for laughs, who else don’t we know about?
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