1 February, 2013
Imagine you’re starved. So you try to play a game or a sport to distract yourself, but everywhere you look you see food. Cribbage looks like cabbage. Then there’s Scrabble eggs, lacroissant, croquette, garlic football…What else?
In Puzzled, you may recall Peter Valentine, a crossword poet. His formula is simple. The first stanza relies on words from the Across clues of a given puzzle. Stanza #2, the Downs. The closing verse, a sample from the answers.
Peter emailed to say he’s back on the black-and-white pony, arranging fresh stuff after a spell. Even without seeing the grids in question, you can appreciate the off-kilter effect the technique creates here.
So let’s join the fun. Pick a word from the WOW index and fudge a couplet, using your chosen word as one of the rhymes. Here are two to get you going:
My shoulders are OK, but I have ugly knees.
That’s why I favour the salwar kameez.
Apple sauce would go well with this rump.
So climb that orchard wall and scrump.
PS – all players: don’t forget to vote in this week’s Typeface Storm before 6pm today. There’s a Smith Journal up for grabs.